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Женская логика:

- Еду в автобусе. Надо передать на билет. Рядом стоит девушка. Как к ней обратиться - на ты или на вы? Рассуждаю логически. Этот автобус - экспресс. Если девушка не сошла на предыдущей остановке, значит, она едет в мой микрорайон. Едет с бутылкой вина, значит, к мужчине. Бутылка дорогая, значит, едет к красивому мужчине. В нашем микрорайоне двое красивых мужчин: мой муж и мой любовник. К моему любовнику она ехать не может, так как я сама еду к нему. Значит, она едет к моему мужу. У моего мужа две любовницы - Оля и Катя. Катя сейчас в командировке. - Оля, передай на билет! Девушка (ошеломленно): - Откуда Вы меня знаете????   



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Уже слышала,классная тема!:)))

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А такое было на самом деле?

Наверное было, но не со мною=)))))))

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да уж!! женская логика.....;))
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